Ali 2.0

Name? Ali (also known as Ali 2.0)

Sex? I am woman, hear me roar!

What parts do you play? Columbia, Frank

When did you join The Sonic Transducers? May 2017

What are you obsessed with? Jurassic Park

What is your favorite sin? Sloth. Naps are everything.

What is your favorite Rocky Horror moment? When Frank throws off his cape! It gives my crotch a headache

Why did you join a Rocky Horror cast, you sick fuck? I'm desperate for attention and I like hanging out with weirdos. Also because I can tap dance

Unlimited sex or unlimited tacos? Unlimited tacos! My appetite for those is bottomless, just like the blackness in my soul

Quick, say something about yourself! [velociraptor screech]

What is your favorite word? Scrumtrulescent

What is your least-favorite word? Clammy

What profession, other than your own, would you most like to attempt? Zookeeper, preferably in the otter exhibit

What profession would you not like to try? Sherpa

What is your favorite curse word? Fucking shitfuck (okay, it's a phrase)

If God exists, what would you like to hear Him/Her/It say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? The petting zoo is over here, and also I have rained down hellfire and vengeance on everyone who was ever mean to you