Sex? I'm too old for that...
What parts do you play? Dr. Scott and Criminologist
When did you join The Sonic Transducers? September 2017
What are you obsessed with? Cartooning and political muck-raking
What is your favorite sin? See above
What is your favorite Rocky Horror moment? Probably Frank-n-Furter's appearance in Brad and Janet's respective bedrooms
Why did you join a Rocky Horror cast, you sick fuck? Because waving a fiery torch and fronting a fire circus wasn't enough of a theatrical challenge.
Unlimited sex or unlimited tacos? Hard decision, made all the worse by the fact that I have been to Austin, so I know all about Torchy's.
Quick, say something about yourself! I have a Nightingale-Conant motivational poster hanging in my office that says, "Don't dream it, be it..."
What is your favorite word? Covefe
What is your least-favorite word? Bro-country
What profession, other than your own, would you most like to attempt? Renewable energy expert
What profession would you not like to try? Elephant dung collector. Literally, your life is shit.
What is your favorite curse word? Arkadelphia!
If God exists, what would you like to hear Him/Her/It say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Did you at least bring meat donuts?